Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the mom and dad go to the gym?
Because they wanted to work on their parent-traps!

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the cat and dog go to the vet together?
Because they wanted to get their claws and paws in order!

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the bee give up collecting nectar from the flowers?
Because it realized that it was just pollen teeth.

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing up in personal protective equipment to avoid catching COVID-19!

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did Coke and Pepsi stop making commercials together?

Because they couldn't find a common cola!

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the chicken invite the cow to his party? Because he wanted to have a mooo-sical time!

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bear's den? She wanted to see if the polar bear!

Dad joke of the moment:

Why did the lemon go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!